write a note to tell me how you feel   'cause i'm both your friend and foe so don't   buy, sell, or trade anything from me     i know you feel as good as i feel   too bad it wasn't yesterday   'cause we'd feel twice as good right now     i'm like your pistol in your hand   undress me now stay while you can   seduction can be oh so nice   i'm not as sick as you might think   'cause your thing has that awful stink   of that shit you use   i'm not the only one who     the only one who knows   the only one who knows   the only one     take these hands and run along with me   doing this i know would set us free   only if you weren't such a fucking tease   somehow you'd always drag me to my knees   this disease i call it abstinence     i'm like your pistol in your hand   undress me now stay while you can   seduction can be oh so nice   i'm not as sick as you might think   'cause your thing has that awful stink   of that shit you use   i'm not the only one who     the only one who knows   the only one who knows   the only one