not gonna call you  and i'm not gonna be your friend  won't be your lover  never ever ever again    pretty baby  please don't cry  i have no reason  just goodbye    i'm a bad bad person  and i just wanted to play  but i'm signing off gently    with my telephone holiday  telephone holiday  no calls for you  with my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday    like a bunny  you think i get around  maybe so baby  you were just the first girl that i found  at the party  which i thought was pretty cool  little did i know  that you were still in high school    i'm a bad bad person  and i just wanted to play  but i'm signing off gently    with my telephone holiday  telephone holiday  no calls for you  with my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday    not gonna call you  and i'm not gonna be your friend  won't be your lover  never ever ever again    pretty baby  please don't cry  i have no reason    i'm a bad bad person  and i just wanted to play  but i'm signing off gently    with my telephone holiday  telephone holiday  no calls for you    i'm waiting  someone turn me on  make it sexy  make it last long  cuz i'll be your sucker  that turns your tongue blue  i'll love you  but watch out for my way  and my telephone holiday    my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday (no calls for you)  my telephone holiday (no calls for you)  my telephone holiday (no calls for you)  my telephone holiday  my telephone holiday