she sits in the next row in english class  i think she's got something up her ass  and she should shave her black mustache   she really should yeah  she thinks she knows everything about   giving head and there is no doubt   that she only does it to her own   family   she tried to give brian head   told him to meet her in the parking lot   i think he'd rather be dead   but if he were clint   maybe not   she's always crying and complaining   how she hates both me and ken   how were just little boys   compared to her big men   b-b-beard   she always says she drives by me   blasting music with a ciggarette   i think she should just shut her mouth   'cuz i can smell her dog's dick   she sits in the next row in english class   i think she's got something up her ass   and she should shave her black mustache   she really should yeah   where do all the bearded ladies come from nowadays   i think they come from the planet of the apes   a little too much mashed potatoes and gravy   and here we have the bearded lady