once upon a time i got really fucking drunk   we drank all night    we drank everywhere   we drank on the side of the road    we didn't care    then i went for a ride in a friend's car    he didn't drink so everything was alright    until...    the car stopped    the engine turned    and so did my head    on to the seat    i fell asleep    i wished i was dead    you know it really blew    i wish it happened to you    and then the car stopped    but not my head    out came some vomit   and hit the cement    at least it didn't hit the car   we went into a restaraunt    they got some food    i barfed a lot   and got the police called on me    i ran into    the bathroom   and passed out in the stall the    cops they    searched my friends car    they didn't find any beer at all    you know those fucking dicks    they told my friend's parents    they thought he was drunk