hi, how are you?    i'd like to shake your hand    and don't you know that i'm your number 1 fan?    what did you say?   go away   i think your gay   every day    stay away because you are not my friend    mr. nice guy    try to play that innocent role again    try to be everybody's best friend    what did you say?    go away    i think your gay    every day    stay away because you are not my friend    yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer    he'll tell you what you want to hear    like:    "i thought that he really liked me    i don't know why he wants to fight me"    and:    "hey man your really not that fat    by the way i'm starting a band"    "i don't drink just for attention    and i'd really like to mention    i'm an alchoholic and proud of it"    you are two-faced and being realized    i won't quit until your totally despised    what did you say    go away    i think your gay    every day    stay away because you are not my friend    oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer    he'll tell you what you want to hear    he has curly hair    and pimples every where    he's so lame i swear    watch out for this ass    he'll throw you away so fast    just like a piece of trash    oh yeah mr. nice guy's such a queer    he'll atack you from the rear    oh yeah