Performed by Black Market Farts (B.M.F.)  (Hema Stulberg, John Bidochka, Rory Mitchell, Gil Beck, Col Reid)  Written by B.M.F.  (c) 1990 Crappy Music  --------------------------  Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to  The most popular B.M.F. concert  Tonight, twinkling his ivories and playing keyboards  Is Rory "Mr. Casio" Mitchell  And on the flaming aqua-blue guitar  Is Sonya's Gil Beck, the sewer's friend  Enjoy the show    CHORUS: B.M.F.   B.M.F.   B.M.F.   B.M.F.    Beating the largest instrument, and skin  Is J-Yawn Bi-di-bi-di.....that Ukrainian kid  And on the four-stringed thing that nobody likes  Is Col "Sodhed" "Mr. Colin" "Clo" Reid    CHORUS    And finally tonight, on the screaming  Is me: Mister Asshole    CHORUS    THE END