(Young must recieve a short sharp ....)      I'd like to teach the world to sing   and put an end to suffering if I could.   With the dedicated heart and soul   of Britains greatest rock 'n' roll robin hood.   But youre eyes are dim you cannot see   your middle name is misery.   Do you like to teach the world to sing   you're gonna get your head kicked in.      Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.   Just remember young offenders mum.      All gods children snatch a handbag   spot the ball and mash the grandad   choose the pictures on the news   count the stitches on the bruise   lock your sons uo with your daughters   stay at home dont drink the water   intercept or interfere and just blame the parents      Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.   Just remember young offenders mum.      Down the front of the church   for the second time in life loves hurts.   This time theres no buttons and bows   shes wearing non fast-coloured clothes.   Service seems to last for hours   no-one wants to catch the flowers.   On the shoulder of an older brother   the young offenders mother.      Don't lose your temper shopping centre son.   Just remember young offenders mum.      Young offenders mum.   The Young Offenders mum x5