The tequilla sun is rising   and the Harvey's Bristol moon is sinking   Put the Binatone on snooze   open up some Special Brews   and start drinking   to the biggest mess in town   then put on your dressing gown   screw your head on upside down   drink yourself into the ground      The bottles by the sink   they're the softest fucking drinks on the market   Yes sir, the Thunderbirds have gone   the wagons rolling on   and I'm on it   And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss   vodka and tomato juice   Disneyland or dipsomania   pick a flavour      Anytime, anyplace, anywhere   there's a wonderful world you can share      Try agrophobic, schizophrenic   paranoid attacks of panic   Epileptic fit of laughter   twenty five million mornings after   And there's no such thing as Dr. Seuss   vodka and tomato juice   Disneyland or dipsomania   name your poison   pick a flavour      Moonshine, firewater, Captain Morgan, Johnnie Walker,   Southern Comfort, mother's ruin   happy hours of homeless brewing   Galloways sore throat expectorant,   after-shave and disinfectant,   Parazone and Fairy Liquid   If it's in a glass you'll drink it      Anytime, anyplace, anywhere   there's a wonderful world you can share