When we got married   I took the marriage vow   In sickness and in health   I said I do      For richer, for poorer   'Till death us do part   And you said that you'd    Honour an obey me too      But it wasn't very long    Before I soon found out   The one who wore the   Trousers was you      But after all these years   At last I'm pushing you about   But in sick ness and in health   I said I do      When we was courting   You used to say to me   "My darling I can't wait   Until we're wed      "I'll iron all your trousers   Sow buttons on your shirts   I'll think the world of you"   That's what you said.      But it wasn't very long   Before you changed your tune   Moan all day and night    That's all you do      Me dinner's always burnt   When I come home from up the pub   But in sickness and in health   I said I do      When we got married    I took the marriage vow   In sickness and in health    I said I do      For richer, for poorer   'Till death us do part   And you said that you'd   Honour and obey me too      But it wasn't very long   Before I soon found out   The one who wore the    Trousers was you      Now after all these years    At last I'm pushing you about   But in sickness and in health   I love ya   In sickness and in health    I said I do