When I was young there was a kid named Josh   He was a real punk rocker   He had two tattoos and wore a leather jacket   And he looked just like Mad Max   We tried to be cool but it really didn't work    By writing black Flag 4 on ourlockers   Then one day he just disappeared    Finally we could just relax      He was a punk named Josh   And he really was an asshole   And we had lots of fun   But it really was a hassle   He was a punk named Josh   And he got bad grades   And he had lots of pimples   But he always got laid      When Josh came back   From his punk rock adventures    Doing drugs and running from the law   He had two new tattoos of an anarchy symbol    And a pretty girl named Roxanne   His dad was really pissed and sent Josh to rehab   That's where punk kids go   And he ran away again   And the last I heard someone saw him at a PUNK ROCK SHOW!      He was a punk named Josh   And he really was an asshole   And we had lots of fun   But it really was a hassle   He was a punk named Josh   And he got bad grades   And he had lots of pimples   But he always got laid      He was a punk named Josh   He was a punk named Josh   He was tough in the mosh   He was a punk named josh   He was a dirty punk-like child high on sauce      He was a punk named Josh   And he really was an asshole   And we had lots of fun   But it really was a hassle   He was a punk named Josh   And he got bad grades   And he had lots of pimples   But he always got laid      He was a punk named Josh   And he wore ripped jeans   But his dad didn't like it   You know his dad was kinda mean      He was a punk named Josh   And he really didn't care   When he had a problem he'd go "Aww, dude"   And he had funny hair      He was a punk named Josh