Well, I don't know if I'm wrong   'Cause she's only just gone   Here's to another relationship   Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease   I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means      Cried when she should and she laughed when she could   Here's to the man with his face in the mud   And an overcast play just taken away   From the lover's in love at the centre of stage, yeah      Loving is fine if you have plenty of time   For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind, yeah   Loving is good if your dick's made of wood   And the dick left inside only half understood her      What makes her come and what makes her stay?   What make the animal run, run away, yeah   What makes him stall, what makes him stand   And what shakes the elephant now and what makes a man?      I don't know, I don't know, I don't know   No, I don't know you any more   No, no, no, no      I don't know if I'm wrong   'Cause shes only just gone   Why the fuck is this day taking so long   I was a lover of time and once she was mine   I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed      I cried when she should and she laughed when she could   Well closer to God is the one who's in love   And I walk away cause I can   Too many options may kill a man      Loving is fine if it's not in your mind   But I've fucked it up now, too many times, yeah   Loving is good if it's not understood   Yeah, but I'm the professor and feel that I should know      What makes her come and what makes her stay?   What make the animal run, run away and   What makes him tick apart from his prick   And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick      I don't know, I don't know, I don't know   No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know   No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know   No, no, hell I don't know you any more   No, no, no no      Well I don't know if I'm wrong   'Cause she's only just gone   Here's to another relationship   Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease   I finished it off with some French wine and cheese      La fille danse   Quand elle joue avec moi   Et je pense que je l'aime des fois   Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc   Quand on est ensemble   Mettre les mots   Sur la petite dodo