Once there was this kid who   Got into an accident and couldn't come to school   But when he finally came back   His hair had turned from black into bright white   He said that it was from when   The cars had smashed him so hard      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm      Once there was this girl who   Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room   And when they finally made her   They saw birthmarks all over her body   She couldn't quite explain it   They'd always just been there      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm      But both girl and boy were glad   'Cause one kid had it worse than that      'Cause then there was this boy whose   Parents made him come directly home right after school   And when they went to their church   They shook and lurched all over the church floor   He couldn't quite explain it   They'd always just gone there      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm      Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm   Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm