Inflammation of the foreskin reminds me of your smile   I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while   I gave my heart to NSU, that lovely night in June   I ache for you my darling and I hope you'll get well soon      My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores   Your moenelial infection, how I miss you more and more   Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhea   At least we both were lying, when we said that we were clear      I clapped out genitalia is not so bad for me   As the complete and utter failure, every time I try to pee   I'm dying from your love my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown   I've left my body to science, but I'm afraid they've turned it down      Gonococcal urethritis, streptococcal ballinitis   Meningo myelitis, diplococcal cephalitis   Epididymitis, interstitial keratitis   Syphilitic choroiditis and anterior uveitis