Penis Song Lyrics by Monty Python
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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back
Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis   Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?   It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a dick   From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick      So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas   Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake   Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your cock   You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock   But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock   And you won't come back