Kickin' stones on an old dirt road   Feelin' d-d-dejected and all alone   When I looked up ahead thought my mind I'd blown   On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome      He was all involved in a game of solitaire   Said, 'Hello" with a smile just like I wasn't there   I kicked dirt some more, he said, "Please don't start a fight"   Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe      He blew some silver circles   Wound his fingers in his beard   And from that pipe came magic music   Like I'd never heard      As the notes came floatin' in I pricked up both my ears   I walked up to the drive-in, hadn't felt so starved in years   A rabbit waiter took the order and quickly disappeared   He said, "The party's over, please come back in a thousand years"