I stroll down the Ave like big Johnny Rogers   I pull tricks for a fix and tonight   I got flows for hoes with low self esteem   And more for those swallow protein      The kid from the 60's stars in skin flicks   And pays the rent inch after inch   But now I get fly with lyrics   While you guys be on some queer shit      Check out the way I take a mark for   All that he's got and a whole lot more   'Cause when your drawers hit your ankles   I un'take the shank out my sock and take the bank roll      Oh shit, you just got lit by an illegitimate kid   Out the orphanage run and shit   I'm cumin' with styles you can't handle   Smoother than the velvet that was hanging from my mantle      So light a candle and praise yo' Lord   Mickey Avalon's some shit you can afford      All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams   All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl      I'm'a constraint hotty getting saucy at the swap meet   If you want to party get my number and call me   From dawn to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie   When you got some money then come and get yo' jollies      A Quarantine in this California dream   All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   My foster parents told me that I could be   Anything I wanted to so I became me      Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free   Serving sucka MC's and getting paid for my delivery   I freak beats that stain yo silk sheets   Filthy on the mike like Lenny Bruce used to be      They had booster in the pantry, howlin' like a banshee   And even when I'm wearin' panties I stay manly      All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams   All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl      In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills   Tipsy off scotch whiskey, sniffin' blow thro hundred dolla bills   I toast my mostas from coast to coast   In penthouse suits with out any clothes      I used to stroll to avid holes in my shoes   But now I fly first class and bask in sun tanning booths   Hustling gay dude for Quaalude's, out by the pool   In a baby blue bathing suit      Waiting for Jesus to bring the juice   I was payin' dues while you was playin' in school   I took the whole scene over with the flow from my lips   Here's an autographed picture for yo lil' sis      My days of turning tricks are behind me   Unless you got the time to wine and dine me      All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams   All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl      All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl I'll smash your dreams   All up on the scene dipped in Vaseline   In a mask and jeans, girl