Don't mind when it happens, no problem when I am saying it   But when I lose my mind, kick my behind   Because I hate when my mind keeps replaying it   I'm not bragging and I'm not proud, I hang around with a drunken crowd      We are happy, that I can say   And until we're not I kid you not, we're gonna stay that way   My life would start to settle down, Johnny!   Then you came along and you turned it upside down, Vegas!      Drunks and children they always tell the truth, Johnny!   But I'm sober and older and could've held on to my youth   Drinkin' the other day, I said I loved you, you turned away   Maybe the drinking made me cry but I'm a happy, very happy   Very happy guy      Drunks and children they tell the truth   And that's what I am a drunken youth   And when I'm drinking I don't know why   But I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy      Sometimes when I am playing   I never watch what I am saying, sometimes I lose my head   I lose my head and things get said I never should have said   Sometimes I get housed, housed soused and shoot off my mouth      And sometimes I kick it out, and I don't know what I'm talkin' about   I don't know what I'm talking about   You know, I've made mistakes, I've had my ups and downs   My ins and outs, my share of bad breaks      But when it's all been said and done   I raise my beer and I swear God, it's been fun   Good God, oh, my God, good God, good God, good God   Good God, God it's been fun