Don't touch that dial, don't click the clicker   We love to watch, they love to bicker   Don't turn the knob or change the channel   Hey, where the hell did they get this panel?      Where are they from?   Where have they been?   They air it out, we suck it in   Suck it in      Up on stage all in a row   At each other's throats all through the show   The mood is tense, the tension's thicker   We watch, they fight, just who here's sicker?      We're not so bad, I guess after all   Their problems make ours seem so small   We'd be much better off I bet   If we'd turn off the TV set, turn it off now      She broke down and he came clean   We stay glued, glued to the screen   Just how much more can we take?   Thank God here comes a station break      We're not so bad, I guess after all   Their problems make ours seem so small   We'd be much better off I bet   If we turned off the TV set, turn it off now      Don't think that we can take much more   We've lost it now man, that's for sure   Lost another day, check out the clock   Pull the plug, shut it down, turn it off, now, we should talk