Without any training it's pouring, it's raining   Training or a trade, hey you bet I'm afraid   Unequipped with a skill but I'm thrilled with the thrill   Underskilled, unprepared, hey who wouldn't be scared?      A dime for a dozen   If that's what you're after   A moment of silence   A lifetime of laughter      So bring on the obstacles and burn me a bridge   I'm not sure should I call this a range or a ridge   And there ain't none too high if I'm up for the climb   I'll go zero to sixty and stop on a dime      A dime for a dozen   If that's what you're after   A moment of silence   A lifetime of laughter      On the brighter side and on a happier note   The noise well it's just love that gets caught in my throat   It's done      The end of the line's not the end of the rope   Just a salesman selling a bucket of hope   When the bucket gets kicked and the chips are all cashed   My intentions, conventions are finally smashed      A dime for a dozen   If that's what you're after   A moment of silence   A lifetime of laughter