I met a fox the other day   When I asked how much she cost, I had to pay   All of a sudden I'd brought her home   She's one hundred kilos dressed in silver chrome      She's my world, she's so rad   And she's the best ride I ever had   She's my life, she's so bad   And she's the best ride I ever had      When I imagine me and her   You know that I get a stand-up fur   I give her oil, I give her gas   And get her seat beneath my ass   And then the turtledoves drive away      She's my world, she's so rad   And she's the best ride I ever had   She's my life, she's so bad   And she's the best ride I ever had      She's secondhand, so what?   She's true, she's by my side   For all I care, she's hot   She's a real good ride      When we go out people stop   And stare with jealous minds   It's okay for me, as long as they let her be   To prevent something like a theft   I got her locked around a tree      She's my world, she's so rad   And she's the best ride I ever had   She's my life, she's so bad   And she's the best ride I ever had   And she's the best ride I ever had   And she's the best ride I ever had