In a tiny spaceship with four legs   A pillow and some sheets   That's where my idols always meet   I'd like to be there now      I'm trying, trying every night   To see a U.F.O. but in case   I don't, just in case I won't   I've got my fantasy to lean on      Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears   That's what I dream of   No more sorrow, no more tears   Can't you get me beamed up?      Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs   Quite bizarre but still a dream   As I'm waiting for that beam      Bullshit, bullshit is all we talk   On this planet we call earth   Since I'm tired of that I'll take a further step   I think I'll find my way in space      Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears   That's what I dream of   No more sorrow, no more tears   Well, can't you get me beamed up?      Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs   Quite bizarre but still a dream   As I'm waiting for that beam      In a tiny spaceship with four legs   A pillow and some sheets   That's where my idols always meet   I'd like to be there now      Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears   No more sorrow, no more tears   Vulcan eyebrows, Vulcan ears      Vulcan logic, Vulcan needs   Quite bizarre but still a dream   As I'm waiting for that beam      [Incomprehensible]