"A ninja is the branch of the Japenese samurai. A very old   orginization. It's origins are hundreds of years old. Much   of its history's been lost. Not many ninjas exist today, yet   they all have imdominal fighting skills as a part of Ninjitsu.   No matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die."   Ninja's possess superior skills of Ninjitsu, motherfucker   Ninja's have imdominal fighting skills   I'm ninja, a ninjer, a motherfucking ninja         Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai   So I can swing a sword and make necks fly   I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls   Then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls   'cause I remember these kids from the playground   Everybody'd hang around, we were all down   But then we grew up and everybody turned away   And now they dissin me, yellin "Fuck Nerdy J"   Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older   As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh   What I would do if I only had a ninja sword   You'd see blood start flingin on the chalk board   I'd tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle   First one to do, I'll make your fuckin neck wiggle   Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture   Damn, I wish I could be a ninja         Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)   Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)         After I was killing all the yuppie fucks   All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts   And I would walk home feeling like a samurai   I'd walk in the house and see my momma cry   I'd ask why, she'd point to my drunk pops   He tried to hit her again but that shit stops   I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break   I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face   I'd tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass   Why don't you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?"   I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever   When he was done, I'd squeeze his butt cheeks together   Now get the fuck out my house, never come back   I throw a Chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)   I turn to my mother, "I'm sorry that he hit ya"   Damn, I wish I could be a ninja         Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)   Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(2x)         If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead   But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent   I flip french fries for two twenty-five   Mr. Donny works here, he's fuckin forty-five   But he think he the shit 'cause he the boss   I guess he don't know that his life is a loss   I walk in, about 5 minutes late   'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade But Mr. Donny wanna try and get up in my face   Screaming at me, sweatin over this place   Mad 'cause I'm late, he's no better than me   Just another bitch working for next to free   I thought about taking my ninja steel   And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill   But he's too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch   And I don't even need to be a ninja         Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)   Damn, it'd feel good to see people up on it(7x)         Yeah, yeah, I'm a ninja, yeah   FUCK THAT!! I'M A WICKED CLOWN, BITCH!!!!!