Standing in the dock at Southampton   Trying to get to Holland or France   The man in the mac said, ?You've got to go back?   You know they didn't even give us a chance      Christ! You know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me      Finally made the plane into Paris   Honeymooning down by the Seine   Peter Brown called to say, ?You can make it O.K.   You can get married in Gibraltar near Spain?      Christ! You know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me      Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton   Talking in our beds for a week   The news people said, ?Say, what're you doing in bed??   I said, ?We're only trying to get us some peace!?      Christ! You know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me      Saving up your money for a rainy day   Giving all your clothes to charity   Last night the wife said, ?Oh boy, when you're dead   You don't take nothing with you but your soul, think!?      Made a lightning trip to Vienna   Eating chocolate cake in a bag   The newspapers said, ?She's gone to his head   They look just like two gurus in drag?      Christ! You know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me      Caught the early plane back to London   Fifty acorns tied in a sack   The men from the press said, ?We wish you success   It's good to have the both of you back?      Christ! You know it ain't easy   You know how hard it can be   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me   The way things are going   They're going to crucify me