Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings   Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing   There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings   Cheap chirp doin' that singin'      Thing I do when I first get up   Is that coffee thing in my favorite cup   Two gets me goin' got things to do   Let me tell you a thing or two      Everything's a thing is you know what I mean   You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing   Some things are big, some things are small   Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all   It's all laid out in the scheme of things   No matter what it is everything's a thing, oh yeah      Off to work in my old Mustang   Doin' that bumper to bumper thing   Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding   Some guy's doin' that cell phone thing      Thing is the light's turned green   And he ain't doin' that drivin' thing   And the thing is about all this   Talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix      Everything's a thing is you know what I mean   You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing   Some things are big, some things are small   Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all   It's all laid out in the scheme of things   No matter what it is everything's a thing      If you think this song ain't worth hummin'   You got another thing comin'      Everything's a thing is you know what I mean   You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing   Some things are big, some things are small   Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all   It's all laid out in the scheme of things   No matter what it is everything's a thing      Everything's a thing   You gotta do your thing   Everything's a thing