She said, ?I'm going out with my girlfriends   For margaritas at the Holiday Inn?   Oh have mercy my only thought   Was tequila makes her clothes fall off      I told her put an extra layer on   I know what happens when she drinks Patron   Her closet's missing half the things she bought   Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off      She'll start by kicking out of her shoes   Lose an earring in her drink   Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall   Drop a contact down the sink      Them panty hose ain't gonna last too long   If the DJ puts Bon Jovi on   She might come home in a table cloth   Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off      She can handle any champagne brunch   A bridal shower with Bacardi punch   Jello shooters full of Smirnoff   But tequila makes her clothes fall off      She'll start by kicking out of her shoes   Lose an earring in her drink   Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall   Drop a contact down the sink      She don't mean nothing, she's just havin' fun   Tomorrow she'll say, ?Oh what have I done??   Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost   Yeah, tequila makes her clothes fall off   Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off   Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off