Let me pour you a tall one   Come sit down next to me   Baby, you look so damn good   In those faded jeans      Well, I've been stoned cold sober   You've been cold as ice   Hey, I got a good idea   Let's get drunk and fight      Let's get drunk and fight   We'll keep the neighbors up all night   Now you can scream at me   And I'll make you cry      And when the morning comes   We'll make some make up love   While we apologize   But tonight, let's get drunk and fight      Have another Pina Colada   And get good and torqued down   If you need a piñata   Well, you can kick me around      You can insult my mother   And I'll question your past   It turns me on when you're pissed off   You look hot when you're mad      Let's get drunk and fight   Keep the neighbors up all night   Now you can scream at me   And I'll make you cry      And when the morning comes   We'll make make up love   While we apologize   But tonight, let's get drunk and fight      Yeah, let's get drunk and fight   And keep the neighbors up all night   You can scream at me   Oh, I'm gonna make you cry      When the morning comes   We'll make make up love   While we apologize   But tonight, let's get drunk and fight   Yeah baby, just tonight, let's get drunk and fight