Last night these two bouncers   And one of 'em's alright   The other one's the scary one   His way or no way, totalitarian   He's got no time for ya   Looking or breathing   Now he don't want you to      So step out the queue   He makes examples of you   And there's nothin' you can say   Behind they go through to the bit where you pay   And you realize then that it's finally the time   To walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line      And you can swap jumpers and make another move   Instilled in your brain you've got something to prove   To all the smirking faces and the boys in black   Why can't they be pleasant?   Why can't they have a laugh?      He's got his hand in your chest   He wants to give you a duff   Well secretly I think they want it all to kick off   They want, arms flying everywhere and   Bottles as well it's just   Something to talk about   A story to tell ya      Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate      I've said a thousand million things that I could never say this morning      Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?      Well this town's a different town today   Said this town's a different town to what it was last night   You couldn't have done that on a Sunday      And that girl's a different girl today   Said that girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night   You couldn't have done that on a Sunday      Of course not!      Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate      I've thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning      Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?      Last night what we talked about   It made so much sense   But now the haze has ascended   It don't make no sense anymore      Last night what we talked about   It made so much sense   But now the haze has ascended   It don't make no sense anymore      nananana-na nanananananana-nana nananana-na