Lilly Allen Nan you’re a Window Shopper Lyrics      The Bottom feels so much better than the top   So much better (fade better)      (Chorus)   Nan you’re a window shopper   Taking a look but you never buy   Nan you’re a window shopper   You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver   Nan you’re a window shopper   Get on the bus coz you still cant drive   Nan you’re a window shopper   Mad as f*** only just alive      (Verse 1)   Get up in the morning and you like your tea milky   You fumble for your glasses coz without em you cant see   Its funny how I come round your house and im 20   And I still have to wear all the presents you sent me   I walk into your kitchen everything’s got a label   You done your Christmas shopping and we're only in April   And you wont leave your house unless your wearing your thermals   Your covered all in cat hair and your stinking like Strepsils   Your heading down the Bowls Club   Have another orange squash   Bowls are rollin rollin    You cant walk right coz things aren’t what they were   Your ankles are swollen swollen       (Chorus)   Nan you’re a window shopper   Taking a look but you never buy   Nan you’re a window shopper   You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver   Nan you’re a window shopper   Get on the bus coz you still cant drive   Nan you’re a window shopper   Mad as f*** only just alive      (Verse 2)   Walking down the post office to pick up your pension   And then your off to Bingo    Its become an obsession   So wary of the kids when their wearin their hoods up   And even if they smile at you, you think it’s a stick up   You only buy the paper to cut out the coupons   Your saving 50p but what do you want with tampons   Your always at the doctor picking up your prescription   And they throw in some K-Y just to ease up the friction   You got a leak in your colostomy bag   Yeah its got a hole in hole in hole in   At the weekend your shopping with your trolley   Its sad how your rollin rollin       (Chorus)   Nan you’re a window shopper   Taking a look but you never buy   Nan you’re a window shopper   You wont pick it up if it's over a fiver   Nan you’re a window shopper   Get on the bus coz you still cant drive   Nan you’re a window shopper   Mad as f*** only just alive