I wish I had one good reason   Why I should stay   How'd I get myself into this place?      I wish had qualities like sympathy   Fidelity, sobriety, sincerity   Humility, instead I got lunacy   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah      I wish I could fit myself in my pocket   And tie myself to a rocket   And send myself to outer space   I wish I had a different face   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah      I wish I had one good reason   Why I should stay   How'd I get myself into this place?      I wish my life was a little less seedy   Why am I always so greedy?   Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy   I know I never will, I know I never will      I wish my life was not so boring   Every weekend four to the flooring   Don't get me started on Monday morning   It would be overkill, it would be overkill      I wish I had one good reason   Why I should stay   How'd I get myself into this place?      I wish I could apologize be dignified   Wish I could look you in the eye   And tell you that I never lied   I wish that I could stop the cries   Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah      Don't wake me up today   Under my duvet's where I wanna stay   Don't wanna come out to play   Doesn't matter what you say anyway, anyway      I wish my life was a little less seedy   Why am I always so greedy?   Wish I looked just like Cheryl Tweedy   I know I never will, I know I never will      I wish my life was not so boring   Every weekend four to the flooring   Don't get me started on Monday morning   It would be overkill, it would be overkill      Oh, I wish I didn't smoke so many cigarettes   Another program on antiques on the TV set   Wish I had blond hair, wish I had green eyes   So many things about myself that I despise   (I wish my life was a little less seedy)      So many things about my life that I despise   (I wish my life was a little less seedy)   So many things that I despise   (I wish my life was a little less seedy)   So many things that I despise