I was an optimist once   I scoured the streets to find tree lined parking spots   Until and officer stopped   We argued a bit and then I finally understood      She said, 'no matter what you say, even if you do, I don't really care,   I'm not here to kill anybody's mood. No matter what you say, even if you do   I don't really care, I'm a lot like you everybody's rude.'   But now I am a criminal to be charged   With a heart that's far too large   To give to just anyone (to just anyone)   What a messed up world this is   'Cause you were an officers and I was a gentleman   And we played our parts so well   If there was a hurricane   We were the aftermath   And I'll leave you with this love      Now all I did was bitch and moan   'Cause nothings ever good enough for this buttercup   And when I sleep the sleep alone   I blame myself and again I'm never wrong      She said, 'no matter what you say, even if you do, I don't really care,   I'm not here to kill anybody's mood. No matter what you say, even if you do   I don't really care, I'm a lot like you everybody's rude.'   But now I am a criminal to be charged   With a heart that's far too large   To give to just anyone (to just anyone)   What a messed up world this is   'Cause you were an officers and I was a gentleman   And we played our parts so well   If there was a hurricane   We were the aftermath   And I'll leave you with this love      But now I am a criminal to be charged   With a heart that's far too large   To give to just anyone (to just anyone)   What a messed up world this is   'Cause you were an officers and I was a gentleman   And we played our parts so well   If there was a hurricane   We were the aftermath   And I'll leave you with this love