When I was young   I crashed the car   I tried to bend it back into shape   With a rake for a crowbar      I wasn't dumb   But I was so naive   I saw the signs   But I didn't believe them      Now it's dark   And I'm tired   All my messages got erased   And I don't know where my friends are      Tell me, who can I turn to when things are so blue?   You've got me crying over you      Dad was home   It was getting lighter   I knew he had to take it to work   In about a half an hour      I wasn't thinking clearly   It was like a panicking sweat gripped my body      And I was stuck on an island   On a cold November morning   Doing coke with Henry   And I totalled my car      Yes, I was stuck on an island   Wondering where my mind went   Getting a cold, wet shower   If I could just black out this hour   From time      Aloha, Doctor Phair