And when I asked for a separate room   It was late at night, and we'd been driving since noon   But if I'd known how that would sound to you   I would have stayed in your bed for the rest of my life      Just to prove I was right that it's harder to be friends than lovers   And you shouldn't try to mix the two   'Cause if you do it and you're still unhappy   Then you know that the problem is you      And it's true that I stole your lighter   And it's also true that I lost the map   But when you said that I wasn't worth talking to   I had to take your word on that      But if you'd known, how that would sound to me   You would have taken it back      And boxed it up and buried it in the ground   Boxed it up and buried it in the ground   Boxed it up and buried it in the ground   Burned it up and thrown it away      Then you put in my hands a loaded gun   And then told me not to fire it   When you did the things you said were up to me   And then accused me of trying to fuck it up      But you've never been a waste of my time   It's never been a drag   So take a deep breath and count back from ten   And maybe you'll be alright      And the license said, you had to stick around   Until I was dead   But if you're tired of looking at my face   I guess I already I am      But you've never been a waste of my time   It's never been a drag   So take a deep breath and count back from ten   And maybe you'll be alright