He came over to my house   Didn't even knock, he just walked inside   And when I didn't want to talk   He said, "Oh God, what a lot of bullshit."      Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not?      And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve   Coming here after all of the times   That you've tried to pull the wool   Over my eyes and my ears and nose and mouth and..."      Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not?      And he said, "You've got a lot of nerve   Painting me like I'm the villain.   What about all of those words, like 'he's just a friend'?   Oh God, what a lot of bullshit..."      Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not?      And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve,   After all, it wasn't me who left.   And now you're sleeping with that girl   That you used to say that you have always hated."      Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not?      And we took off all of our clothes   Had a lot of sex and then fell asleep   And when I finally awoke   I held him close and I whispered in his ear and said,   "Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself   Don't be so in love with yourself 'cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not?"      And he said, "I know, don't you think I know?"