Okay, this guy walks into a bar   No, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kidding   No, there's this, this young bull and this old bull   And they're standing on top of a hill      And I tried to tell you before   That, that's why I left California      So they're standing on top of this hill, right?   And they're looking out over a pasture full of cows, whole fucking pasture   And the young bull turns to the old bull and he goes   "I got this really good idea"   And they old bull's like, "Yeah?"      And I tried to tell you before   That, that's why I left California      "Yeah", he's like, "Yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea   Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows"   And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at him   He's like, "Look, I got a better idea"      And the young bull's like, "Oh yeah?   What's your fucking brilliant idea?"   And the old bull goes      And I tried to tell you before   That, that's why I left California      And the old bull goes, "Let's walk down that hill   And fuck all of those cows dig?"   You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunno      And I tried to tell you before   That, that's why I left California