See that girl alone   Dressed all in her evening clothes?    She's dying   'cause her boyfriend didn't show up      Pull her out of line   Stick her in a waiting room   And ignore her   'til her face gets really bloated      And I wonder what it's like   To be second all the time   And you never get it right   And you're never gonna win   And your ass is on your face   And your life is such a waste   And there's sugar   Leanin' in the window      Yellow, red, blue, green   Show me what I haven't seen   I'm dying   'cause the chicks here really blow      See that amazon?    Looks like her head's connected to her shoulders   They look like little boulders      And I wonder what it's like   To be second all the time   And you never get it right   And you're never gonna win   And your ass is on your face   And your life is such a waste   And there's sugar   Heading to the (? )      What would I give to be her   Joyride, daddy-o, tonight      And I wonder what it's like   To be second all the time   And you never get it right   And you're never gonna win   And your ass is on your face   And your life is such a waste   And there's sugar   Bringing me a drinky-poo      With a faggot on her left   And a faggot on her right   And my dick is getting limp   'cause the chicks all suck tonight   And the band is such a bore   And I've seen it all before   And there's sugar   Making me a video      What would I give to be her   Joyride, daddy-o, tonight