She said that it's probably a bad place to be   But it's probably worse than Manhattan   Looks like shit and it feels like America   Looks like shit and it feels like America   Take the train right up to the zoo   Don't look back on what you've been through   Cause everyone's got a Monday   Looks like shit and it feels like America   Looks like shit and it feels like America   It's nice to be liked   But it's better by far to get paid   I know that most of the friends that I have   Don't really see it that way   But if you could give em each one wish   How much do you want to bet   They'd wish success for themselves and their friends   And that would include lots of money   I would surely include lots of money   So if there are any of you little green elves   Sitting out there today   Step right up wish me old Irish luck   But I also need shitloads of money   And if there are any of you dirty rich old men   Sitting up there in the shade   Step right up I'm a (?) fuck   But I'm gonna need shitloads of money   I have got to have shitloads of money   I have got to have shitloads of money   (backwards part-"Johnny Sunshine", acoustic)   (new music and lyrics fade in)   You came over to my house   Didn't even knock you just walked inside   and when I didn't want to talk   You said, "Oh, god, I know all the bullshit"   Don't be so in love with yourself (x3)   Cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not   And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve   Coming over here after all of the times that   You've tried to pull the wool over my eyes   and my ears and nose and mouth"   Don't be so in love with yourself (x3)   Cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not   And I said, "You've got a lot of nerve   After all, it wasn't me who left and now    you're sleeping with that girl that you used   to say that you have always hated"   Don't be so in love with yourself (x3)   Cause I'm not   Don't you know I'm not