See that girl alone    Dressed all in her evening clothes?    She's dying    'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up       Pull her out of line    Stick her in a waiting room    And ignore her    'Til her face gets really bloated       And I wonder what it's like    To be suckin' all the time    You never get it right    And you're never gonna win    And your ass is on your face    And your life is such a waste    And there's sugar    Leanin' in the window       See that amazon?    Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders    They look like little boulders       Turn her 'round and 'round    Take a mental picture of her naked    Inebriated    Face down on the linoleum       And I wonder what it's like    To be suckin' all the time    You never get it right    And you're never gonna win    And your ass is on your face    And your life is such a waste    And there's sugar    Walkin' to the dressing room       What would I give to be her    Joyride, daddy-o, tonight       And I wonder what it's like    To be suckin' all the time    You never get it right    And you're never gonna win    And your ass is on your face    And your life is such a waste    And there's sugar    Headin' to the barrio       With a faggot on her left    And a faggot on her right    And my dick is getting limp    'Cause the chicks all suck tonight    And the band is such a bore    And I've seen it all before    And there's sugar    Making me a video       What would I give to be her    Joyride, daddy-o, tonight