I met him at a party   And he told me how to drive him home   He said he liked to do it backwards   I said, "That's just fine with me   That way we can fuck and watch TV"      It was four a.m. and the light was gray   Like it always is in paperbacks   He asked if I liked playing jacks   I told him that I was good to sixes   But all hell broke loose after that      I told him that I knew Julia Roberts   When I was twelve at summer camp   We didn't say anything after that   I dropped him off and I drove on home   'Cause secretly I'm timid