Now, do it now   While he's gassing himself to a palpable stupor   The timing's ideal and the moment is super   To ready and fore and blow the sick bastard away      Now, do it now   Just a flicker of pressure right here, right here on the trigger   And Audrey won't have to put up that pig for another day   Now, for the girl, now, for the plant   Now, yes I will but I can't      Don't be fooled if I should giggle   Like a sappy, happy dope   It's just the gas, it's got me high   But don't let that fact deceive you   Any moment I could die      Though I giggle and I chortle   Bear in mind, I'm not immortal   Why this whole thing strikes me funny   I don't know   'Cause it really is a rotten way to go      What we have here is an ethical dilemma   'Less I help him get the mask removed   He doesn't have a prayer   True the gun as never fired   But the way events transpired   I could finish him with simple laissez faire      Don't be fooled if I should chuckle   Like hyenas in a zoo   It's just the gas, it turns me on   But don't let my mirth deceive you   Any moment, I'll be gone      All my vital signs are failing   'Cause the oxide I'm inhaling   Makes it difficult as hell to catch my breath   Are you dumb or hard of hearing   Or relieved my end is nearing?   Are you satisfied? I laughed myself to      Death