oh lemme tell ya bout 2 guys i know   ol' crew cut chuck an afro joe   well crew cut sang and joe played sax   collectin their money in a hat    well the rent was due and the food was gone   ol' crew cut knew it was time to move on   [etc.]    well they packed their bags   and they left town   doing their damndest   to make new ground   well they packed their bongs   and they smoked mass   doing their damndest   to kick some fuckin ass      well their first gig was wild and rough   bunch of rowdy punks thinkin they were tough   fights broke out out and folks got mad   then crew cut chuck and joe looked bad   crew cut chuck thought they'd kick some ass   nearly threw a man through glass   well that was it/that and they could not stay   because the police came and took them awwwaaaaay      [chorus]