Images of perfection, suntan and napalm   Grenada, Haiti, Poland, Nicaragua   Who shall we choose for our morality?   I'm thinking right now of Hollywood tragedy      Big Mac, smack, Phoenix R, please smile y'all   Cuba, Mexico can't cauterize our discipline   Your idols speak so much of the abyss   Yet your morals only run as deep as the surface      Cool, groovy, morning fine   Tipper Gore was a friend of mine   I love our free country   The stars and stripes and an apple for Mommy      Conservative say, there ain't no black in the Union Jack   Democrat say, there ain't enough white in the Stars and Stripes      Compton, Harlem, a pimp fucked a priest   The white man has just found a new moral savior   Vital stats, how white was their skin?   Unimportant, just another inner city drive-by thing      Morning fine, serve your first coffee of the day   Real privilege, it will take your problems all away   Number one, the best, no excuse from me   I am here to serve the moral majority      Cool, groovy, morning fine   Tipper Gore was a friend of mine   I love our free country   The stars and stripes and an apple for Mommy      Zapruder, the first to masturbate   The world's first taste of crucified grace   And we say, there's not enough black in the Union Jack   And we say, there's too much white in the Stars and Stripes      Fuck the Brady Bill   Fuck the Brady Bill   If God made man they say   Sam Colt made them equal