sober   life is a prison   shit-faced   it is a blessing   sober   nobody wants you   shit-faced   they're all undressing   oh, sober   it's ever darker   shit-faced   the moon is nearer   sober   you're old and ugly   shit-faced   who needs a mirror   oh, sober   you're a cro-magnon   shitfaced    you're very clever   sober   you never should be   shit-faced   now and forever      i gotta get   too drunk to dream   because dreaming only makes me blue   i gotta get too drunk to dream   because i only dream of you      i gotta get too pissed to miss you   or i'll never get to sleep   i gotta drink wine apt to pine for you   and god knows that ain't cheap      i know you think i'm insane   i know it's not appealing   but till i'm feeling no pain   guess what i'll be feeling      i gotta get   too drunk to dream   because dreaming only makes me blue   i gotta get   too drunk to dream   because i only dream of you      i gotta get   too fried to cry   or i'll be crying all night long   i gotta get too high to sigh   oh my god where did i go wrong      so why do i get plastered   and why am i so lonely   it's you, you heartless bastard   you're my one and only      i gotta get    too drunk to dream   because dreaming only makes me blue   i gotta get   too drunk to dream   because i only dream of you      i gotta get   too pissed to miss you   or ill never get to sleep   i gotta drink apt to pine for you   and god knows that ain't cheap      and god knows that aint CHEEEAAAAPPPP!!!