Xavier says, "Ha ha ha,    we have nothing in common   See you round   Ta-ta   Slink back to your abomin-   able lover, Zsa Zsa,   before I blow your cover,   tra-la-la"      Zsa-Zsa's scene:   "Tacky queen,   you think there's no one but you   Get your crass little ass   out and don't make me cut you   With how much you    talk you'd think   that someone else was listening   Want a drink,    Miss Thing?"   "Sloe gin fizz," says Xavier   Zsa-Zsa orders, and drinks come   "Here it is, teddy bear"   "To your health, you ratfink scum,"   Xavier wheezes   I forgot:   Before each scene he sneezes   quite a lot.