Fell off my bike and got it bent   Uh-oh...accident!      Picked up the hammer and hit my thumb   Uh-oh...accidumb   Oh no, poor thumb...accidumb!      Jumped in the lake with a flying leap   Uh-oh, accideep   Oh no, lake leap...accideep!         Chorus:      Skinned my knee bumped my head   It's a wonder I live through   All the stupid things I accidently...   accidoo!      Fell on my lunch and it went squish   Uh-oh, accidish   Oh no, lunch, squish...accidish!      Sat in the yard got attacted by ants   Uh-oh, accidance   Oh no, ants in my pants...accidance!      Chorus      Took me a bath and ate the soap   Uh-oh, accidope   Oh no, ate soap...accidope!      This is the way my day is spent   Uh-oh, accident   Oh no, day spent - I don't want no more    accident!