Ashley: Yeah, yeah, Bob. That should do it.   Mary-Kate: Who was on the phone so early in the morning?   Ashley: Our friend, Bob. He wanted to know the best way to pretend he's sick.   Mary-Kate: How come?   Ashley: First grade. he can't take the pressure.      It's Sunday night and tomorrow is the day   I'll sit down in the circle    and Miss Cunningham will say...   "Who's brought something special,   who would like to share?"    I'd rather eat raw spinach than be there!      Show and Tell, I just can't take it   Show and Tell, I'll never make it   Everybody brings such interesting things   But not me      Show and Tell, I'm gonna flunk it!   Show and Tell, I've always stunk at   Finding something cool   To show the other kids at school      Like Jennifer brought a sea shell   Jessica showed her snake   Justin brought his new little brother   A real live baby, give me a break!   Nicholas had a fossil   And Natalie had a skull   I looked on my shelf and said to myself   "Dull, dull, dull!"      Show and Tell, the others love it   He gets hives, just thinking of it   Anything I choose   Is sure to be a total snooze      Once I brought a marble,   A really pretty marble   The kids said "Look...a marble..."   I thought I was gonna die      A Show and Tell day victim   But Mondays, now, I've licked them   I stand on two feet and tell a complete   Lie, lie, lie!      Like Show and Tell-oops, I forgot mine!   Show and Tell-a hunter shot mine!   Lost it on the way-Is it Show and Tell   Today? Ahh gee!      Show and Tell-a freight train hit mine!   Show and Tell-a pitbull bit mine!   Had it in my hand-I just don't    understand, where did it go?      Show and Tell-has lit a fire   In the heart of this little liar-I didn't know   it could fly, Mrs. Cunningham, really!   Show and Tell-my brother ate it!   Show and Tell-my dog peed on it?      Show and Tell-turns out I was allergic to it   and I got this rash and I couldn't breathe   and my mother said   "Drop that thing before it kills you"   Honest!      Show and Tell