There once was kid   Who moved to the block   From down around the bend   He was a lonely new kid   And the new kid needed a friend      One day a boy on a bike rode by   The new kid waved and shouted   "Hi!   Hi! I'm the new kid   Would you be my friend?"      But...the boy on the bike said   "No indeed!   I've got all the friends I need!   However...I know a girl in gold   Who's very friendly, I'm told"      So, off they set on a little hike   The new kid and the boy on the bike   To find a friend for the new kid   'Cause the new kid needed a friend!      When they came to the girl in gold   The new kid tried to be very bold   "Hi! I'm the new kid   Would you be my friend?"      But...the girl in gold said "Eeww,eeww   I hate boys and that means you!...etc.   However...I know a tiny tyke   You would be someone she'd like"      So, the girl in gold and the boy on the bike   And the new kid all set off on a hike   To find a friend for the new kid   'Cause the new kid needed a friend!      They found the tyke sitting in her crib   Dribbling Gerbers down her bib   "Hi! I'm the new kid   Would you be my friend?"      But...they ting tyke said "Waa, waa!   Waa, waa, waa, waa, waa, waa!...etc.   I know a dopey dog   He'd make friends with a log!"      So the tiny tyke and the girl in gold   And the boy on the bike and the new kid   All set off on a hike   To find a friend for the new kid   'Cause the new kid needed a friend!      To find the dog was not too hard   He was burying bones in a neighbor's yard   "Hi! I'm the new kid   Would you be my friend?"      But...the dopey dog said "Ruff, ruff!   Rauaaughf, ruf! ruf! ruf!"...etc   And so the new kid hung his head   And very sadly said,   "If I can't make friends with a friendly pup   I might as well give up!"      Weeks went by and his birthday came   And he still didn't have a friend to his name   When school was over home he trudged   And he started to cry and his face got smudged   And he opened the door..   And he rubbed his eyes...   And he heard a roar..."SURPRISE!"      Happy birthday new kid   From all your very new friends!   From the dopey dog and the tiny tyke   And the girl in gold and the boy on the bike   Now, every one of them was his friend   Things take time...   The end!