Verse 1:   I've got something in my lunchbox   I don't really know what it was   I don't really know where it came from   But it certainly is covered with fuzz!   Maybe it could've been chocolate   Maybe a caramel or two   I've got something in my lunchbox   And I'd gladly share it with you      Verse 2:   I've got something in my lunchbox   I don't really know what it is   I'm willing to take some suggestions   You might say it is just like a quiz   What is something green and disgusting?   What is something moldy and red?   But I think there's one in my lunchbox   And I'm not quite sure that it's dead!      Chorus:   What is it?   I've been trying to figure this out since noon?   What is it?   I can't quite get it out   Do you have a spoon?      (trumpet plays)      (Repeat Chorus 1x)      Verse 3:   I've got something in my lunchbox   I'm not really sure where it's from   It's rather hard like a candy   In the middle, it's squishy like gum   Maybe it could've been a chocolate   Maybe an ice cream cone   Well I've got something in my lunchbox   And I can't believe I brought this thing home!      I can't believe I brought this thing home.