Dear fair maidens of the Mall of America   It is time to enter the fabulous food court      Here you will find the finest fast dining of the world   Chinese and Japanese, Middle Eastern too   Mexican and Indian, Italian just for you   And for those who are not as adventurous   American will do      But look at all the candy!   They got taffy stores where we can pull the taffy for ourselves   They got fudge shops where we create our favorite kind of fudge   They got the biggest store the world has seen for every flavor jelly bean   Don't forget, you can't forget the wide array of ice cream!      Listen my friends, no offense to my sister   If you eat all that candy, you'll never be sicker   The thing to do you must realize   Is eat a good meal, that's what I advise.      I object!   Overruled!   Can't we compromise?      Here we can eat any meal we choose from all over the world   Stir fry, or sushi, falafel just for you   Enchiladas, curry chicken, fries and burgers too   And for those who are still hungry afterwards   Candy for dessert      All right Judge of the food court, I accept your ruling   But how will we decide what kind of food to eat?   There are so many choices, let's see what sounds good      A pizza pie sounds way too dull for what we have in mind   And though a burger's fun with lots of fries   We can get them anytime   So let us eat exotically, try some food with curry   You get the shwarma, and sushi   And I'll get the chicken tandoori      I bought some fries for good measure.   Got enough room for dessert?   Yeah!