Pirates, pirates, action, daring do   What if we could get to be part of a pirate crew?   Shiver me timbers, ready about, pack me lunch, we're shipping out   With the scurbiest bucket of scubber scum ever blown to kingdom come      You mean us?   You! You!   Us?   Well I'll be a rusty blunder bus      Yo ho glory be gimme a life of piracy   Load me cannon and fire it   Gimme the life of a pirate      Girls, girls take it from me the roving life of piracy   Is less than it's cracked up to be   Less?   Less   Much less?   Yes   For instance, if i might digress   Pirate ships do not have showers   Arr arr there she blows   Pirates so not smell like flowers   Here come pirates hold your nose!   Big deal   Buckle me squash   If we were pirates we'd never wash   Never?!   Never!   Oh my gosh!   The pirate life for me      Hail, hail glory be gimme the life of larceny   Gimme a perch and a carrot, arrk for the life of a parrot   Pirate!   Parrot!   Pirate!   Parrot!   This is absurd!   Loose the bird!      Yo ho glory be gimme the life of...parrocy   Load me cannon and fire it   Gimme the life of a pirate      Shiver me timber!   Alas me mateys!      Pirates do not have bed times   Yo ho ready about   Measle shots are other dread times   Pack their lunch, they're shipping out      I do miss the looting and the pillage and the plunder   And the mayhem and the bedlam and the cannon shot like thunder    And I love the jolly rodger, that's the flag that we sailed under   Gimme the, gimme the, gimme the life of a pirate      Arr arr glory be gimme the life of piracy   Load me cannon and fire it   As a career we admire it   How could you help but desire it?   It's the pirate life   Arrk the parrot life   The life for me   Gimme the life of a pirate