Three kids playing' on a vacant lot,   Jumping' jumprope for all they got   Down the road comes Samantha Sue:   "I like to jump rope. Can I jump, too?"      Sorry, Sammy, no can do.   There's only one rope.   No room for you.      Chorus:   "Please" No.   "Please" No.   "Pretty please" No!   "Pretty, pretty please." Oh OK.      We'll have ta-   Double up, double up   Two are in the middle   Double up, double up   Ropa-dopalong   Double up, double up   Two can play the fiddle   Double dutch, double clutch, sing the song      Charlie Chaplin sat on a pin   How many inches did it go in?   One two three four five six seven...wait      Who's this bouncin' on down the bricks?   It's Ben and Jerry on pago sticks   "We wanna jump too. It looks like fun"   Sorry, fellas. Can't be done      Chorus      We'll have ta-   Double up, double up   Now there's four a-jumpin'   Double up, double up   Ropa-doalong   Double up, double up   Now we're doin' somethin'   Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump.   Singin' this double up song:      Anna Bananna   Played the piana   All she could play was Star Spangled Banner   Two quarts of Crisco   Cookin' in a pot   H-O-T spells hot!      Double quick double time   Hot and peppery   Double dip, double flip.   Double jeopardy   OK, that's enough!      Grits and gravy. Bagels and lox.   How many weeks since you changed your socks?   One two three four five six...oh.      Four more kids come out on the stoop   It's Bernadette and he doo-wop group   "We wanna jump, too. Is that all right?"   Forget it, Bernie. It's too tight!      Chorus      We'll have ta-   Double up, double up   Eight are in the middle   Double up, double up   Thank you very much!   Double up, double up   Eight are on the fiddle   Singin' this double up double up song:      Sugar is sweet. Pepper is hot   How many heads has your brother got?   One two three four five six...rats!      The Dallas Cowboys were passing by.   And they decided they'd like to try.   "Sorry, Cowboys, what can I say?   A football team? There's just now way."      Chorus      We'll have ta-   Double up, double up   Sixty eight are jumpin'.   Double up, double up   Thank you very much!   Double up double up   This is somethin'!   Double dutch, double pump, double clutch, double jump,   Double up-times two.      Pepper is hot. Sugar is sweet   Tell me the size of your mother's feet.   One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight,   nine, ten...   (fade)